🎮 Welcome to the World of Schedule I
Build an Empire. Break the Rules. Manage the Chaos.
🔥 The Most Addictive Criminal Business Sim on Steam
Schedule I is not just another game—it's a full-blown criminal empire simulator that blends strategy, satire, and real-world business dynamics. Rise from street-level hustler to underworld kingpin in a world where every decision about money, credit, and risk can make—or break—you.
🧪 What is Schedule I?
Schedule I is an outrageous simulation game where you:
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Start from nothing in the gritty city of Hyland Point
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Grow your own (fictional) illegal substances
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Manage manufacturing, distribution, and logistics
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Expand your empire and avoid law enforcement
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Make high-stakes decisions about your assets, insurance, and mortgage
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Protect yourself with shady deals—or call in an attorney
With humor, chaos, and deep strategic gameplay, this is your chance to run the wildest "business" in gaming.
👉 Play solo or team up with 3 friends in online co-op mode!
💼 Learn Real Lessons in a Satirical World
What makes Schedule I so smart is how it mirrors real-world business decisions.
Will you:
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Take out a sketchy mortgage to expand your lab?
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Buy insurance to protect your growing empire?
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Hire an attorney to handle legal trouble?
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Use shady credit deals to scale faster?
Every move in the game has consequences—just like in real life.
😂 Why Gamers LOVE Schedule I
✅ Fast-paced strategy meets hilarious storytelling
✅ Intuitive controls, deep mechanics
✅ Bold, cartoon-style visuals
✅ Real-time economic simulation
✅ Constant updates and new content drops
✅ Viral success across TikTok, Twitch, and Reddit
“It’s like Breaking Bad meets Tycoon City. I learned more about money and risk from this than my finance class!”
— Verified Steam Player
🧠 Business, But Make It Criminal
Whether you're running spreadsheets or street deals, Schedule I will make you think. You'll learn the value of risk, the danger of unbalanced credit, and why you should never sign a mortgage without reading the fine print.
Don’t just play the game—dominate it.
📈 Ready to Build Your Empire?
Join over 400,000 players who are already ruling the streets and stacking virtual cash.
💥 No experience needed
💥 No boring tutorials
💥 Just raw strategy, dark humor, and endless fun
🎯 Perfect For Fans Of:
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GTA V
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Drug Dealer Simulator
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Business Tycoons
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Rick & Morty
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Breaking Bad
🚀 Start Now — It’s Easy
✅ Available on Steam
✅ Early Access with Monthly Updates
✅ Cross-platform multiplayer
✅ No ads, no microtransactions
✅ Just pure, unfiltered chaos
👉 Click below to play Schedule I now!
⚖️ Warning: Addictive, Educational, and Totally Unfiltered
Schedule I is rated Mature for strong language, adult themes, and satirical depictions of crime. This isn’t your average game—it’s a full-on experience.
👇 Build. Break. Become the Boss.
Play Schedule I Today – Before Your Friends Do.
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Limited Early Access Price – Get in Before It Blows Up Even Bigger!
